All posts by It's Britney Birch Plank

Now glory is actually a really good album. and it really showed she can keep up with the date . (unlike its trashy pre-quel) now calling it a flop is not really true cuz

1. Most artist of the 90's cant get a top 3 album without some scheme-y tactic

2. Its actually a good body of work

3. Each song is good , unique and different

4. The album is everywhere in a good way

5. Its actually brit brit :D.

6. It actually did fine in Canada and UK AND europe

7. Its 5 singles couldve been better but were good options

8. The 2020 cover is very good and i might compare it to Kylie Minogue's "Fever" cover (wich was heavily acclaimed) as it shares quiet the same trades .

9. It was crittically acclaimed.

10. Its uptodate

I cant say anything bad , for 20 tracks ONLY 2 being questionable is good af . the album gets a 9.4/10 for me and i rank it as britney's fourth best album

1. Touch Of My Hand

2. I've Just Begun (Having My Fun)

3. Every time

4. Breath On Me

5. Toxic

6. Showdown

7. Don't Hang Up

8. Early Morning'

9. Me Against The Music

10. Brave New Girl

11. The Hook Up

12. Shadow

13. The Answer

14. I got That (Boom Boom)

15. Girls And Boys

16. Outrageous

• I got that boom boom is overrated , FIGHT ME

• Girls and Boys isnt bad .but its annoying sometimes

• Ive Just Begun SHOUD HAVE BEEN A SINGLE TOGETHER WITH TOUCH OF MY HAND AND BREATH ON ME . LITTERALLY WASTED HITS

• 1- 7 = 10/10

• 8- 12 = 9/10

• 13 = 8/10

• 14 = 7/10

• 15 = 6/10

• 16 = 5/10

1. Inside Out

2. Scary

3. Criminal

4. Hold It Against Me

5. Drop Dead + Beautiful

6. I Wanna Go

7. He About To Lose

8. Don't Keep Me Waiting

9. Up' N Down

10. Selfish

11. Till The Word Ends

12. Trip To Your Heart

13. Seal It With a Kiss

14. How I Roll

15. Trouble For Me

16. Gasoline

17. Big Fat Bass

Facts :

• Lol i know yall finna report me for having He About To... at 7

• Im that 1% in the fandom that dislikes Trouble for Me

• Scary Is the Best bonus track on this track , they shouldve let britney write more cuz the writting for BFB is Trash

1. Everyday

2. If U Seek Amy

3. Quicksand ( Hold On)

4. Blur

5. Out From Under

6. Unusual You

7. Amnesia

8. Lace And Leather

9. Shattered Glass

10. Kill The Lights

11. Circus

12. Womanizer

13. Mannequin

14. Phonography

15. My Baby

16. Trouble

17. Mmm Papi

18. Rock Me In

19. Rock Boy

Facts :

• LOL YES IM THAT PETTY THAT NOW IM JUST GONNA SAY “oh Britney released it ones so it’s ok ❤️💋😍” Everyday is such a masterpiece lmao

• Trouble is litteraly a demo of Trouble For Me . Fight me

• 16 going lower should’ve been cut I’m sorry lmao , I’ll be nice . I can twerk to Rock Me In and MMM papi any day iff it comes on but replay value is a no.

• Rock Boy is trash and I think we can all agree it sucks.

• Quicksand is underrated and deserved better.

• 1 - 8 are all 10/10

• 9 is 9/10

• 10 -12 8/10

• 13-16 7/10

• 17-18 6/10

• 19 is 4/10

1. Chillin' With U (this is britney's worst track sorry not sorry)

2. Beat Goes On (this song is litterally trash not even Cher nailed the track ,this song just sucks lol)

3. Body Ache (only reason why it wasnt first is cause i like the Bridge and chorus's , the EDM and verse's are trash (fight me)

4. Big Fat Bass (some of yall bout to be real mad at me , but it most be said . some of Britney's tracks are ugly , unworthy and unattractive . that is this song . the chorus and bridge are AMAZING . but the verses are litterally ANNOYING

5. Private Show (the choruses are ok , the rest is plain boring and annoying)

Songs that are hated that i actually like

1. How I Roll (i dont get whhy people hate this song , its so cute , yet its bizarre cuz it dont fit on FEMME FATALE at all . like i thought it was a song from Circus at first )

2. Passenger (how dare yall say this song sucks ? this is my third from britney jean . its so good and beatifull_

3. Trip To Your Heart ( i understand why people hate it , its littteraly big fat bass remixed . yet its cuter and the chorus and pre-chorus are great and the bridge is ok the verses are meh)

1. Outta This World being a bonus track made no sense , TARGET AND WALMART ARE LITTERALLY WHERE 95% OF ALBUM'S GET BOUGHT ,LIKE 50% OF THE PEOPLE WHO GOT THE ALBUM HAVE THIS TRACK JUST MAKE IT A STANDARD JEEBUZ

2. Dramatic being scrapped was dumb ,LIKE BRITNEY SNAPPED AND THIS WAS OVERSHADOWED BY WHY SHOULD I BE SAD they both shouldve been on blackout , period

3. Lonely not being a single was a mistake , LIKE NOT EVEN CONSIDERED . punishment to all of them!. ok im joking of course but this was a huge mistake

4. Dont go knockin SHOULDVE BEEN A SINGLE AND THATS ON PERIOD.

5. SCARY DESERVED BETTER THIS TRACK IS ON MOST TOP 5's (yall should let britney write more cuz Big Fat Bass sucks butt )

6. ...some of yalll boutta be real mad at me .but it must be said '.PASSENGER IS NOT THAT BAD . the production (iff you ask me ) is the only 1 that is not AS outdated like for 2013 it sounded fine . THE LYRICS ARE BEAUTIFULL AND AFTER THE FIRST CHORUS THIS SONG GETS BEAUTIFULL PLEASE GIVE THIS A CHANCE.

7. Everyday deserved to be single . i want it Now . LIKE NOT EVEN AN ALBUM SINGLE THIS IS A MASTERPIECE BY ITS OWN

Bonus :

(tracks on Myah Stole Britney's Jeans that Aren't as outdated)

1. Alien

2. Passenger

3. Perfume

4. Don't Cry (can sound outdated in the chorus tho)

5. Hold On Tight

6. Now That I Found Jesus

7. Should Be Easy

8. Brightest Morning Star

9. Tik Tik Boom

(rest is either hot doodoo garbage or i forgot them)